Game SET and Match

No, not tennis, I wouldn't inflict that level of boredom on you.

Really the only sports ever likely to feature here are the ones that require just a few grams of clingy lycra. I was thinking that might make the shithead sport of golf watchable but then I remembered that even though they call that a sport there is a dearth of sportsmen bodies. Then I thought cricket in Speedos... possible, but like golf it's also not a true sport - any game you that stops for lunch and takes nearly a week to play... enough said.

Anyway, you don't come here to read my waffle so here's some real sportsmen in orange.